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翻译 哈里不是波特 苏小黛 苏葵
我希望你能集结你能利用的一切资源 I want you to marshal all the resources at your disposal.
前期回顾
翻译 omiyask617 Carolgcz 布塔
去找一本图书馆藏书 To find a library book?
我们去喝一杯吧 Let's go get pissed.
翻译 DerbyNinja 527泡芙
在这座满是小偷和杀手的城市里你们所做的 I know any of you have done in a city full of thieves and killers,
只有射杀一群无辜的鸽子和追逐一条狗 is shoot a bunch of innocent pigeons and chase a dog.
校对 布塔
欢迎来到安科莫波克城 Welcome to Ankh-Morpork.
我以为我看到了射出这一箭的人 I thought I saw a man who did this?
时间轴 西·查
卡瑟·邓恩死了 警监 Carcer Dun is dead, Captain.
你是狼人 You're a werewolf.
这就是萨姆·威姆斯 That's who Sam Vimes is.
后期 渔夫
他帮助那些走投无路的人 Helps people who have nowhere else to go.
所以你觉得... So, you think...
卡瑟·邓恩 Carcer Dun.
总监 布塔
他死而复生 ...who's come back from the dead,
一点都没变老而且正在囤积药片 hasn't aged a day and is now stockpiling Slab.
后来我才意识到我们拯救了彼此 It was only later I realised we'd both saved each other.
注意安全 好男孩 Be safe, Goodboy.
这么多药片就为换一本关于死龙的书 All this Slab for a little library book about dead dragons.
一本书可以改变世界 A book can burn a world.
卡瑟 Carcer.
不 No!
那么 So, uh...
我死了 对吗 I am dead, right?
恐怕我们的会面多少有点 It would seem our meeting is somewhat,
太早了 premature.
那样的话 Then, uh...
我们为什么... Why are we...
很可能和 Probably, something to do
那射向你的箭有关系 with that crossbow bolt heading towards you.
那个射箭的人 The guy who shot it?
卡瑟·邓恩先生 Mr Carcer Dun?
二十年前 他死了没有 Twenty years ago, did he die?
很遗憾 没有 Sadly not.
我看见他摔下去了 I saw him fall.
还有闪电...我看见他烧着了 And the lightning... I saw him burn.
是啊 Yeah.
按说那足以要他的命了 是不是 You'd think that would be enough, wouldn't you?
想想这种事让我多郁闷吧 Imagine how frustrating these things are for me.
我只是想做好工作... Here I am, trying to do a job...
如果他没死 那他去了哪 If he didn't die, then where is he?
你没听我说的话吗 Did you hear what I said?
你当然没听 从来没人听死神的 No, of course, you didn't. Nobody ever listens to Death.
从来没人考虑死神 Nobody ever thinks about Death.
求求你 Please.
我们得另外找时间接着聊下去了 Eh, we're gonna have to finish this discussion at another time
因为有人要来救你了 because someone's about to save you
而我得去别的地方接着干受累不讨好的差事了 and I've got to carry on not being appreciated elsewhere.
谁要来救我 Who's gonna save me?
闭嘴吧 Shut up.
谁要来救我 Who's gonna save me?
不 No!
不 No.
不 No!
退下 警佐 这是命令 Stand down, Sergeant, that's an order.
退下 Stand down!
警佐 Sarge!
警监 躲好了 Captain, stay down!
警佐 Sarge!
不能再让我的勇士来拯救我了 My champion won't save me again.
你拯救了我 You saved me...
你拯救了我们所有人 You saved all of us...
萨姆 Sam.
那是我老婆
警佐 Sarge.
警佐 Sarge!
警佐 Sarge.
卫 兵 第一季 第二集
灵感来自特里·普拉切特爵士笔下人物
各位晚上好 感谢... Good evening, everyone. Thank you, uh...
能有机会和各位分享我的音乐 非常感谢 Thank you for this opportunity to share my music with you guys.
大家今晚都尽兴 好吗 Let's have fun tonight, yeah?
♪ 你如何知道... ♪ ♪ How do you know... ♪
真不敢相信他就这么走了 I can't believe he's gone.
我们不该就这么死了 We're not meant to die doing this.
因公殉职 Line of duty.
是跟卡罗卜学来的屁话吗 Get that shit from, Carrot?
我们的职责与刚刚做的相去甚远 Our line of duty's way off what we just did.
警佐不想只当个撑桥的桩子 Sarge wanted to be more than a prop under some bridge.
也许我们也可以做得更多 Maybe we can be more, too.
♪ 回忆 好时光... ♪ ♪ ...memories, good times... ♪
刚给兰金女士做了笔录 长官 Took a witness statement from Lady Ramkin, sir.
检查了附近所有的画片机 Checked every iconograph in the area.
小妖精 Imps.
都被杀了 All murdered.
卡瑟不想留下他自己 Carcer wanted no trace of himself
还有给他书的人的痕迹 or who he was getting that book from.
是谁让警佐从门口那样冲过来的 Who told the Sergeant to go charging through the door like that?
你认识他 You knew him.
你年轻的时候 When you were younger.
-他怎么一点都没变老 -谁让他冲过来的 - How come he hasn't aged a day? - Who told him?
你二十年前的报告有没有可能搞错了 Was it possible the report you made 20 years ago was wrong.
也许卡瑟没死 也许他逃脱了... Perhaps, Carcer didn't die, maybe he got away...
谁让他冲过来的 Who told him?
我只是想帮忙 I was trying to help.
卡瑟没有逃脱 Carcer didn't get away.
-他应该死了 -可他没死 - He should be dead. - But he's not.
现在他回来了 And now he's back.
而且杀了两个炼金术士 And he's killed two alchemists,
一个警卫队警官 十七个画片机小妖精 another officer of the Watch, 17 iconograph imps,
一切都是为了拿到你让我去找的那本书 all in pursuit of that book you tasked me with finding.
-酒跑了 -一本我们都没放在心上的书 - Booze run away. - A book none of us took seriously,
但有人帮卡瑟从幽冥大学偷走了它 yet somebody stole from the Unseen University...
-谁把酒吓跑了 -作为交换只接受... - Who scared the booze? - for Carcer and would only exchange...
作为交换只接受能搞垮一座城市的药片 Would only exchange for enough Slab to sink a city.
这事不只是你和卡瑟的恩怨 There's more to all this than you and Carcer.
他不是来找你的 He didn't come looking for you,
是你去找他的 you went looking for him.
你不想知道他打算拿那本书做什么吗 Don't you wanna know what he's planning to do with that book?
这远远超出我们的职权范围 This is way above our pay grade.
卡瑟不是任何公会的成员 Carcer is not a member of any guild,
他犯下的罪没有许可证 there's no licence for the crimes he's committing.
这就意味着一切都归我们的管辖 Surely, that means all of this is in our jurisdiction.
警卫队已经很多年没打击真正的犯罪了 The Watch hasn't fought real crime for years.
我的警佐 My Sergeant...
我还活着都是因为他 The only reason I'm still breathing...
♪ 爱情没有错误... ♪ ♪ Nothing wrong with love... ♪
现在只剩我们四个了 It's just the four of us now.
是五个 长官 Five, sir.
兰金女士也想帮忙 Lady Ramkin wants to help.
再说吧 We'll see about that.
门没锁 The door wasn't locked.
你就想让人进来 You want people to get in here.
我父亲找人制作了这些军事地图 My father commissioned these ordnance maps
方便他在城里分布自己的财产 for his holdings across the city.
我们可以用这些地图来协调对卡瑟的搜索 We can use them to coordinate our search for Carcer.
帮我弄下背带好吗 Help me with this strap, will you?
我总是没法把这该死的皮套套过肩膀 I can never get this sodding holster across my shoulder.
听着 别觉得我不领情 Look, don't think I don't appreciate you
-你想帮忙 但... -我可能得扛着了 - trying to help, but, uh... - I might have to carry it.
但那就意味着我得放弃 But then, that means, I'll have to either leave
大砍刀或狼牙棒 两个我都不想放弃 the broad sword or the mace behind, which I'm loath to do.
如果维帝纳尼发现了你最近 If Vetinari finds out what you've been doing
对公会成员做的事 to guild members up here,
他会因为我没举报你而绞死我 he'll hang me for not reporting you,
并且在我断气前就让刺客公会一半的人 and have half the Assassins Guild crawling all over this place
来追杀你 before my neck's broken.
要不你拿上狼牙棒吧 Maybe you can carry the mace?
我爱喝酒 不嗜血 I'm more booze than blood.
你这些小陷阱连我都没骗到 And your... Your snares and wires didn't fool me.
但我的小舱门骗到你了 My little vanity hatch did though.
只要按下这个开关 One finger on this switch...
掉到地下室的距离可不近 It's a long way down to the basement.
你知道有多少小偷 Do you have any idea how many thieves
在十周的重症护理后 rethink their choice of profession
会重新考虑职业选择吗 after ten weeks of intensive nursing?
就算你抓住所有的刺客 Even if you caught every assassin,
你也永远无法让他们重新考虑职业选择 you'd never get them to rethink their choice of profession.
我的天 My gods.
威姆斯 Vimes...
那是头桀龙 That's a noble dragon.
那本书里的那种 Just like in the book.
这些可怜的人啊 These poor souls.
市民们 维帝纳尼勋爵希望告知大家 Citizens, Lord Vetinari wishes it be known
最近发生的事件... that the recent occurrence...
就像你描述的卡瑟的书里写的那样 兰金女士 It's just as you described it from Carcer's book, Lady Ramkin.
不是龙 只是发怒嚎叫的鸟 ...not a dragon but a... angry, wailing bird.
有人近距离看到它了吗 Did anyone see it up close?
就你们这样还管自己叫警卫队 And you call yourselves the Watch.
请保持冷静 Please remain calm.
有多少... How many, um...
死伤 fatalities?
至少死了六人 长官 单是这条街 At least six, sir, in this street.
不管你愿不愿意承认 Whether you like it or not...
这里现在是犯罪现场了 警监 this is now a crime scene, Captain.
那混蛋去哪了 Where'd that bastard go?
已确认八十人死亡 Eighty confirmed dead.
伤者无数 Scores of injured.
四条街道被夷为平地 Four streets, gone!
更不用说我们的经济损失了 To say nothing of the damage to our pockets.
我的窃贼们都不敢踏入... My thieves are afraid to step into...
是 但窃贼公会不是提议过 Yes, but does the Thieves' Guild have a proposal
要找到这生物吗 for finding this creature?
都一百年没人见过了 Nobody's seen one in a hundred years.
民间传说认为把处子绑在石头上... Folklore speaks of chaining virgins to rocks, to...
这城里的石头倒是很多 大人 Plenty of rocks in the city, My Lord.
但处子我只知道一个 Only one virgin I know of.
也许我们应该 Well, perhaps we should contract
请优秀的刺客公会会长去刺杀那生物 our esteemed head of the Assassins Guild to inhume the creature.
如果我能找到它 就能杀了它 If I can find it, I can kill it.
一如既往 克鲁塞斯博士对技艺的钻研 As ever, Dr Cruces's, dedication to her craft is...
非常令人佩服 admirable.
但在我看来 这生物的突然出现 But it seems to me, the sudden appearance of this creature
更可能是一种魔法现象 is most likely to be a magical phenomenon.
校长 Archchancellor,
本城非常看重 this city greatly values
幽冥大学提供的技术 the technology your Unseen University provides.
但是你的试验伴随着一些... But your experiments have some...
令人担忧的副作用 alarming side effects.
比如给你们维持供电 Like keeping the lights on?
比如你连接神秘电网时 Like the time an entire street vanished
整条街都消失不见了 when you wired it up to the thaumic power grid.
危险 魔法放电
那只是个巧合 Yeah, it was a coincidence.
比如你不能说脏话 Or the fact that you can't swear?
是啊 Yes.
首先 什么样的... Firstly, what sort of...
才会提起这个 would bring that up.
其次 And secondly,
我只是想帮助一位可怜的母亲 I was trying to help a poor mother
比起满嘴脏话的孩子 who preferred music
她更喜欢听音乐 to her foul-mouthed teenager's terrible profanities.
法术反噬了 我只能承受这个 The spell backfired, and I was left with this...
这个... This...
后果 condition.
阴沟区的每一个摊位 Every stall in the Shade
都摆满了你那些失灵的发明 is full of your malfunctioning inventions.
打字机 The typewriter...
按下字母Y 就会爆炸 that explodes when you press the letter "Y."
你能确定你的学校里 Can you be certain that there's nothing taking place
没有发生任何 in your institution
可能引发这一事件的情况吗 that could've triggered this event?
只要侵入者 A trespasser's foot
踏上我们研究图书馆的地板 so much as touches the floor of our research library
我就会立刻收到警报 不不不 and I'm immediately alerted. No, no, no, no.
这事和我们毫无关系 This had nothing to do with us.
我们的计分板 Our scoreboard?
这是什么 What is this?
你做了什么 What have you done?
我把能找到的报告都看了一遍 I dragged up every report I can.
警监刚刚加入警卫队的时候 Right back to when the Captain was first in the Watch.
你知道他加入警卫队是为了杀约翰·基尔 Did you know he only joined up to kill John Keel
把牢房里的人都放了吗 and empty the cells?
知道 Yes.
他改变想法了 And he had a change of heart.
卡瑟是帮派老大 Carcer was in charge of the gang
牢房里的大多数罪犯都是帮派成员 most of the criminals in these cells were part of.
威姆斯警监 Captain Vimes
上报说他追着卡瑟 filed a report saying he chased Carcer
爬上了幽冥大学的楼顶 up on to the roof of Unseen University.
这打字机怎么了 What happened to the typewriter?
爆炸了 It blew up.
警监说闪电烧死了卡瑟 The Captain said that lightning disintegrated Carcer.
如果... What if...
他把他放走了呢 he let him go?
他们曾经是朋友 They were friends.
对吧 Weren't they?
一起长大 Grew up together.
我只能想到这个理由来解释他为什么没死 Only explanation I can think of for why he isn't dead.
-我做不了这个 -我不明白 - I can't do this. - I don't understand.
谁能比绮莉更了解粉剂和指纹 Who's better than Cheery with powders and prints?
而你有这么灵敏的嗅觉 还有 And you, with that nose. And look,
昨天 是乱扔垃圾和偷窥狂的投诉 yesterday, it was complaints about litter and peeping toms.
今天 大家想知道自己是否安全 Today, people want to know if they're gonna be safe.
我们应该奔向 We should run towards the danger
-人人都逃离的危险 -我做不了 - everyone else runs away from. - I can't.
你看起来不像懦夫 You don't strike me as a coward.
如果我在月亮出来的时候没能回来 If I'm caught outside when the moon's out.
我才是危险 I'm the danger.
他们要逃离的是我 It's me they'll be running from.
我们生活在不同的世界里 警员 We don't live in the same world, Constable.
安谷娃 对不起 我... Angua, I'm sorry, I...
桀龙肯定藏在什么地方 威姆斯 The dragon must be hiding somewhere, Vimes.
图书管理员没说过 The Librarian didn't mention that the,
书可以召唤桀龙 长官 book could summon dragons, sir.
你见过他吗 威姆斯 Have you met him, Vimes?
这个嘛 Well...
除了那晚 我追着卡瑟爬上幽冥大学楼顶 Apart from that night I chased Carcer on to its roof,
我从来没去过幽冥大学附近 I've never been anywhere near on Unseen University.
这么说吧 图书管理员是个沉默寡言的人 Let's just say The Librarian is a man of few words.
肯定是图书馆里的内鬼帮卡瑟偷走了那本书 The book must've been stolen for Carcer by someone on the inside.
抱歉 我不是故意把想法说出来的 Sorry, I... I didn't mean to think aloud.
说说看 Elaborate.
如果我找到那个小偷 Well, if I find the thief,
小偷也许能带我们找到他 they might lead us straight to him.
长官 Sir.
我已经失去了一位优秀的警官 I've, already lost one good officer.
其他人死里逃生 The others barely survived.
死里逃生就够了 威姆斯 "Barely" will suffice, Vimes.
防护服是用鳞甲做的 The overalls are made of scalehide.
防火的 把手套戴上好吗 Flame retardant. Pop the gloves on, will you?
兰金女士 裤子太紧了 Lady Ramkin, the trousers are too tight,
紧卡着我的胯部 they're really riding up around my crotch...
威姆斯 Vimes.
我带了些装备来 以防再次遇袭 I've brought these in, in case of another attack.
这些装备扛不住正面冲击 They won't do much good in a full frontal blast
但应该能起到一些保护作用 but they should provide some protection.
从幽冥大学偷书的人是内鬼 Stealing that book from Unseen University was an inside job.
我们只得到这一条有关卡瑟 It's the only lead we've got on Carcer,
和对付那条龙的线索 and sending that thing back.
我们警卫队吗 Us? The Watch?
所以这是官方调查吗 So, this is an official investigation?
恐怕是的 Afraid so.
我不能再失去你们当中任何一个了 And I am not losing anybody else.
都听我的 明白吗 We do things my way, understand?
保持低调 谨慎行事 不得鲁莽 Low-key, no stupid risks, heads down.
校长是城里最强大的巫师 The Archchancellor is the most powerful wizard in the city.
从路灯到画片机 He created everything,
他创造出了一切 from the street lights to the iconographs.
他三两下就能除掉你 He'll make short work of you.
-你认识他吗 -算是吧 - You... You know him? - A little.
-那他可以帮我们 -我觉得这行不通 - So he can help us. - I don't think that's a good idea.
我们需要所有可能的帮助 We need all the help we can get.
很好 就这么定了 交给我来办吧 Good, agreed. Leave it with me.
交给你办什么 Uh, leave what with you?
兰金女士 Lady Ramkin!
交给你办什么 Leave what with you?
喉咙杂货铺 低价出售 割喉价大甩卖
隐形小鸟 无需喂养
警告 周三禁止使用
老大死了吗
计划失败了吗
同志 这是我们
夺取生产资料的好时机
你看了我的宣传手册吗
看了
我们可以自己做老大
我们来组建工会[婚姻]
不行
我已经结婚了
我不是那个意思
他刚刚动了吗
没有 只是肌肉痉挛
完犊子
去找巫师 Find the wizards.
给我们发工钱 一周37工时
快去 Now!
为时过早 之后再找他要吧
巫师睡着了 The wizard's fallen asleep.
他有一阵没联系上面的人了 It's been a while since he called upstairs.
-我该去叫醒他 -坐下 让他睡 - I should wake him. - Sit back down and let him sleep.
他们为什么要让我们等着 Why are they keeping us waiting?
因为我们是警卫队 'Cause we're the Watch.
还是说他们在拖延时间掩盖什么 Or are they using all this time to hide something.
维帝纳尼勋爵公布了大多数议会会议记录 Lord Vetinari publishes the minutes of most council meetings.
我读了其中一些文书 I've been reading through some of the paperwork.
文书不是警察工作 警员 Paperwork isn't police work, Constable.
而且如果是公开的文件 Besides, if it's a public document.
肯定没有人会开口自... Then nobody's gonna say anything that's gonna inc...
自... inc...
-自证其罪 -不会自证其罪 对吗 - Incriminate. - ...incriminate themselves, are they?
你为什么总是打击我 Why do you keep shutting me down?
你为什么不自己消停一会儿呢 Why don't you shut yourself down for a while?
下午好 Good afternoon.
学着点 警员 Listen and learn, Constable.
校长 Archchancellor.
我们来调查你的图书管理员所报告的失窃案 We're here to, uh, investigate a report made by your librarian
他的书架上有一本书被偷了 about the theft of a book from one of his shelves.
我们想问你几个问题 We'd like to ask you a few questions.
我不确定我能不能帮到你们 I'm not sure how much use I can be to you.
我已经很久没管过 It's a long time since I concerned myself
图书馆藏书之类的鸡毛小事了 with minor matters like library books.
好吧 Well,
以我的经验 in my experience,
不放过任何鸡毛小事是值得的 it pays to explore every avenue.
我们不会占用你太多时间 We won't take up too much of your time.
我们这边聊着的时候 And while we're speaking,
我的同事们想去和你的图书管理员聊聊 my officers here would like to interview your librarian.
那我可以安排 That I can arrange.
哈维尔 你带这两位警官去图书馆吧 Javier, will you escort these two Watch officers to the library?
哈维尔 Javier?
你们都没发现他死了吗 Did none of you notice he'd died?
这里是不是人人都是... Is everybody here a...
巫师吗 A wizard?
-是的 -那你是 - Yeah. - And you are?
只是个清洁工 Just a cleaner.
好了 到了 Right, here we go.
图书管理员会接待你们的 The Librarian will look after you.
你不和我们一起进去吗 You're not coming in with us?
还有六层楼要打扫 Uh, six floors left more to clean.
别担心 你们踏上这里的地板时警报不会响 Don't worry, the alarms won't trigger when you tread on this one.
校长给了你们通行许可 You have the Archchancellor's permission.
谢谢 Thank you.
圆形世界 我最大的发现 Roundworld, my biggest discovery.
我最棒的灵感的来源 It's where I get my best ideas.
帮我集中我的奇思妙想 Helps me focus my imagination.
那本被偷的书 The, um, stolen book?
得了吧 Please.
你真以为我相信你们是为那本书而来吗 You honestly think I believe you came here to talk about a book?
维帝纳尼是没招了 才会派你们来 Vetinari's getting desperate, sending you in here.
他们一直在监视我们 They're always spying on us.
各种各样的人都来过 We've had them all.
身世悲惨的卑贱孤儿 Lowly orphans with tragic stories.
新来了伙食承办人 New caterers,
然后以前的伙食承办人夹着尾巴回来了 then the old caterers back with their tails between their legs.
我让他们长的尾巴 I gave them those tails.
-我们不是来听故事的 -也不是来找麻烦的 - We didn't come here for tales. - Or trouble.
那就好 因为你们正坐在上一个找麻烦的人身上 That's good, because you're sitting on the last person who did.
变形术 Transfiguration.
痛苦的过程 Painful process.
那里是脸 你知道吗 That's the face, you know.
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就在你左侧... Right by your left...
请见谅 Excuse me.
可怕的折磨 Terrible affliction.
你们想知道的其实是那条龙是否归咎于我们 What you really want to know is if we're to blame for that dragon.
-不是 -不不不 - No. - No, no, no.
警监 我不傻 Captain, I'm not a fool.
我已经跟议会说了 我们的试验... I've already told the council that our experiment...
我认为你在一些试验中 I believe you used Slab
使用了药片 校长 in some of those experiments, Archchancellor.
是的 That's right.
那不仅是毒品 It isn't just a narcotic...
还是驱动魔法反应的燃料 Fuel for making magical reactions.
-这是做什么 -对啊 这是做什么 - What is this? - Yeah, what is this?
这叫审讯嫌疑人 长官 It's called interviewing a suspect, sir.
我是嫌疑人吗 Am I a suspect?
-不是 -是 - No. - Yes.
-是 -不是 - Yes. - No.
-不是 不是 -是 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yes.
你接着说 Get on with it.
你最近和炼金公会产生了纠纷 You were recently in dispute with the Alchemists' Guild,
他们拒绝为你供应药片 who refused to supply you with Slab
因为你试图压低价格 after you tried to drive down their prices.
-你从哪里知道的 -议会会议记录 长官 - You would have got that from... - Council meeting minutes, sir.
文书也可以是警察工作 Police work can be paperwork.
你变成沙发一定很合适 警员 You would make a great couch, Constable.
你确定他是警卫队的吗 Are you sure he's with the Watch?
当然确定 Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
由我亲自挑选训练的 Hand picked and trained by me.
其实 我们两个都很想知道 And actually, we were both wondering
你是如何解决了你的... how you'd solved your...
-供货 -供货 - Supply. - ...supply.
供货问题 因为我们都读了 Supply problem after reading the...
-会议记录 -会议记录 - Minutes. - ...minutes.
记录得很好 对 我读了记录 Great minute, yeah, I've read those minutes.
很明显 不是吗 It's obvious, isn't it?
减少魔法反应 Fewer magical reactions.
恕我失陪 我约了人见面 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment.
所以 劳烦你们... So, if you could kindly...
-出去 -好 好 - off. - Oh, yes. Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
告辞 Archchancellor.
这图书馆有点暗啊 Bit dark for a library.
如果这些怪书攻击我们 If these freaky books turn mean on us,
你对付百科全书 我对付期刊 you fight the encyclopaedias, I'll fight the periodicals.
那个呢 And that?
或许我们可以一起对付 Maybe we can fight that one together.
用警佐吗 With the Sarge?
你为什么要随身带着他 Why are you carrying him around like that?
我的十字弓坏了 Crossbow is broken.
它刚才是跳了吗 Hey, did it just jump?
绮莉 Cheery?
我们基本可以确定那本书是 We know the book was almost certainly stolen
被大学内部人员偷走的 by someone inside the university.
那个人拿给卡瑟换取药片 And they exchanged it with Carcer for Slab.
你觉得他真的有约见别人吗 警监 Do you really think he's got an appointment, Captain?
其实 我相信 Actually, I do.
这就是你帮我们的方式 This is how you're helping us?
我是来讨论今年的兰金奖学金 I've come to discuss this year's Ramkin Scholarship Awards.
我的家族多年来一直资助贫困学生 My family have been supporting underprivileged students for years.
好吧 至少你没把好男孩带来 Well, at least you didn't bring Goodboy with you.
我不仅从错误中吸取教训 我还会成长 I not only learn from my mistakes, I grow.
所以我带了斧头 So, I brought my axe.
你不能带着斧头逛... You can't carry an axe around...
用这样的外套遮住就可以 Can in a coat like this.
再说了 这不是武器 而是工具 Besides, it's not a weapon. It's a tool.
用来砍柴是完全合法的 Perfectly legal if you chop firewood.
校长给你提供有用的线索了吗 Did the Archchancellor give you anything useful?
只知道他药片短缺 Only that he's running low on Slab
而且他不想细说 and doesn't wanna talk about it.
他在骚扰你吗 兰金女士 Is he pestering you, Lady Ramkin?
他只是在欣赏我的外套 校长 He's just admiring my coat, Archchancellor.
我会让他开口的 看着吧 I'll get him to talk. Watch.
校长 跟我说说... Archchancellor, tell me about...
绮莉 Cheery?
不 没事的 No, no. It's okay.
这是图书管理员 Hey, this is The Librarian.
这是安谷娃 This is Angua.
打个招呼 Say hello.
"你好" "Hello."
"欢迎来到阅览室" "Welcome to the reading room."
等等 我怎么能... Wait, how come I can...
这个空间能帮他们读古代语言写的书 This space helps them read books written in ancient languages.
-但也能帮他们读心 -读心 - But it also helps them read people. - People...
真是不可思议 That's incredible.
-安谷娃 -绮莉 - Angua. - Cheery.
你很害怕 You're terrified.
你随身带着警佐不是当武器用 You're not carrying the Sarge around as a weapon...
你想离开 You're thinking of leaving.
你带着他是作为慰藉 you're carrying him for comfort.
你害怕黑暗 You're terrified of the dark.
我们是不是应该... Shall we just...
看看这位朋友有没有那本书的线索 see what our friend here can tell us about the book?
对 最好这样 是吧 Yeah, I think we'd better, don't you?
警卫厅
至少没再看到龙了 No more dragon sightings at least.
肯定在哪里筑巢了 Must be nesting somewhere.
这些生物都爱筑巢吧 Is that what these things do, nest?
打字机怎么了 What happened to the typewriter?
它... It...
无所谓了 Doesn't matter.
长官 你之前知不知道图书馆就在 Sir, did you know the library is right under the dome
你和卡瑟打斗的穹顶之下 where you fought Carcer?
这里都写着呢 It's all in here.
你自己的报告 Your own report.
你查我 警员 Checking up on me, Constable?
书被偷的那天晚上 The Archchancellor sent The Librarian
校长派图书管理员出城办事 out of the city on an errand the night the book was stolen.
虽然那是校长的亲笔信 The Archchancellor denied ever having sent the message,
他却否认曾经发出过那封信 even though it was in his own handwriting.
就是那时候图书管理员注意到书架上少了一本书 That's when the Librarian noticed an empty space on his shelves.
校长可以带我们找到卡瑟 The Archchancellor could lead us to Carcer
但是他不会老实配合的 but he won't come quietly.
图书馆装有报警系统 The Library is rigged with an alarm system
一旦有侵入者踏上地板就会触发警报 that triggers as soon as any trespassers set foot on the floor.
那对我们有什么用 And what good does that do us?
那里有个房间 可以帮人读心 There's a room where you can read people.
我们到那里去 触发警报 引他进去 We get in there, trigger the alarm, lure him in.
找出真相 Find out the truth...
所有真相 All of it.
是威姆斯 It's Vimes.
他在调查 He's investigating.
调查 Investigating?
我照你说的做了 I did as you asked,
偷了魔法书 stole the Grimoire.
现在我得走了 Now, I need to go.
为什么不管用 旺斯 Why didn't it work, Wonse?
为什么我控制不了龙 Why couldn't I control the dragon?
我拿到书了 但它对我没用 I have the book and it's no use to me.
没经过魔法训练 要维持召唤者 Without magical training, maintaining the bond
和被召唤者之间的联系... between summoner and summoned...
这是什么 What is this?
我只是个擦地板的 I just scrub shit off the walls.
-你是个巫师 -别... - You're a wizard. - Don't...
别这么叫我 Don't call me that.
他们的愚蠢想法没一个达到预期效果 Not one of their stupid ideas works out the way it's supposed to.
我要拿上你给我的药片 But I'm taking the Slab you gave me
离开这座城市 and I'm leaving this city.
自学他们阻止我学的一切 Teaching myself everything they held back from me.
很好 Good.
反正他们也不配不上你 They don't deserve you anyway.
你把我扔在牢房里不管 You left me to rot in a cell.
把我们的兄弟姐妹救出来 Get our brothers and sisters out of there.
威姆斯本该把你们都救出来的 Vimes was supposed to break you all out.
那天晚上你去哪了 Where'd you go that night?
你为什么一点没变老 Why do you still look the same?
你在隐瞒什么 What are you hiding?
你曾经就像我们这些孩子的父亲 You were like a father to us kids.
可是现在我们都比你老 But now we're all older than you.
-怎么会这样 -回去 - How? - Go back.
用阅览室弄清楚这个符号是什么 Use the Reading Room to find out what this symbol is.
我做不到 I can't.
去吧 Go.
然后 也许我会告诉你我的秘密 Then, maybe, I'll tell you my secret.
图书馆就在我们下方 Library's right below us.
你为什么不说说那晚的事 长官 Why won't you talk about that night, sir?
这边 Over here.
我们一踏上地板 警报就会响 As soon as we're on the floor, the alarm's will go.
我们要冲向那个房间 We run for the room.
把校长引进去 Draw the Archchancellor in...
打得他屁滚尿流 And beat the shit out of him
找出卡瑟的藏身之处 and find out where Carcer's holed up.
小心古代历史 Watch yourselves with ancient history
和现代语言 and modern languages.
那些书咬人 They bite.
不是我们触发的 That wasn't us.
校长很快就会来 The Archchancellor will be here soon.
你们...在这里干什么 What the... are you doing here?
不 另有其人 No, it's somebody else.
书是你偷的 You're the thief.
是...我的清洁工 It's my... cleaner.
这些年你一直在这里 You've been here all these years.
在这里做清洁工也比当城市警卫队的警监强 I would rather be a cleaner here than Captain of the City Watch.
你认识这个女人吗 长官 You know this woman, sir?
上辈子的事了 A lifetime ago.
他们以前都是卡瑟帮派的 They were both in Carcer's gang.
然后威姆斯背叛了我们所有人 And Vimes turned on us all.
卡瑟去哪了 Where'd Carcer go.
我们怎么除掉那条龙 How do we get rid of that thing out there?
她不知道 She doesn't know.
她不知道这不仅仅是为了报复你 She does know this isn't just about revenge against you.
卡瑟想焚毁整座城市 Carcer wants to burn the whole city down.
他必须把每个分子都焚毁 Needs to burn it down, every molecule.
为什么 Why?
他没告诉你吗 He hasn't told you?
为什么要把你偷走的书拿回来 Why come back with a book you've already stolen?
卡瑟控制不了那条龙 Carcer can't control the dragon...
这是什么 What is this?
除非有钥匙 ...without a key.
-但你不知道钥匙是什么 -或者在哪里 - But you don't know what it is. - Or where it is.
他在阴沟区 He's in the Shades.
请放心 她会受到严厉惩罚 Rest assured, she will be severely punished
等她先打扫完小便池 once she's finished the urinals.
这个房间可以改革整个碟形世界的警务 This room could revolutionise policing across the Disc.
在这个房间里待太久 你就会退化成... Spend too much time in here and you regress into...
这样 into this.
这是旨在简化意思的法术的 An unintended side effect of a spell designed
意想不到的副作用 to make meaning as simple as possible.
你触碰的一切都有意想不到的副作用 Everything you touch has an unintended side effect,
校长 Archchancellor.
如果你想解除这个愚蠢的诅咒 And if you want to lift that silly curse,
你何不在想骂人的时候 why don't you try making the sound of a trombone
发出长号的声音呢 when you need to swear?
你不是杀手 旺斯 You're no killer, Wonse.
你不会帮他焚毁这座城市的 You wouldn't help him burn the city.
这一直都是你和我们 That was always the difference between
之间的区别 威姆斯 you and the rest of us, Vimes.
我们要么杀人 要么饿肚子 We had to kill or we didn't eat.
而你 You...
选择饿肚子 didn't eat.
但轮到你报答我们的时候 But when it was your turn to pay us back...
你什么都没做 Nothing.
-你要跟我走 -该死 - You're coming with me. - Shit.
地精 Goblins!
-地精 快 -他们在哪 - Goblins, go! - Where are they?
这是陷阱 It's a trap!
把他们全杀了 Kill them all.
安谷娃 你背后 Angua, behind you.
他们加强了盔甲 They've strengthened their armour.
他们比我们想的要聪明 They're smarter than we thought.
挡住门 快 Hold the doors, now!
警员 Constable...
兰金女士 Lady Ramkin...
校长 我出去劈柴 Archchancellor, I was out chopping firewood
然后迷路了 and I just got lost.
该死 Oh, shit.
这真的有必要吗 Was that really necessary?
热血上头 我没来得及想就出手了 The blood boils up and I just throw before I think, you know?
我知道你为什么害怕 I know why you're terrified.
-月亮 -你最好快跑 - The moon. - You'd better run then.
你才是危险吗 You're the danger?
我来决定什么时候抓我 明白吗 I decide to seize me and when, understand?
我来决定 I decide.
-安谷娃 不 -快走 这是唯一的办法 - Angua, no. - Go, it's the only way.
十字弓 Crossbow.
走吧 快 Come on, move.
快走 我们走 Move. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
-门关着 长官 -让开 警员 - The door, sir. - Step aside, Constable.
长官 门一滑就开了 Sir, it just slides open.
旺斯比我们先到一步 Wonse got here before us.
我们刚好错过了 We just missed them.
脚疼吗 长官 Foot hurting, sir?
这是我踢门用的脚 警员 This is my kicking foot, Constable.
这辈子踢开了很多很多很多扇门 It's taken down many, many, many, many doors in its time.
各式各样的...没错 确实很疼 In all manner of... Yes, it does hurt actually.
走吧 长官 Come on, sir.
我们突袭了卡瑟的库房 We raided Carcer's lock-up.
缴获了武器 但是 Confiscated weapons, but, uh...
他们已经离开了 they'd already moved on.
突袭 Raided?
这是警察术语 It's a technical police term.
很适合你 It suits you.
你提到了钥匙 And you mentioned a key?
这是那本图书馆藏书里的图 This picture is from the library book.
我们不知道它是什么 We don't know what it is.
它在哪里 Where it is.
在卡瑟之前找到它 Find it before Carcer does.
毕竟 I mean, after all,
你是城市警卫队的老大 you're the head of the City Watch.
这没什么大不了的 长官 That's nothing special, sir.
但是看看你已经取得的成就 Oh, but look at what you've already achieved...
警监 Captain.
有时候 Sometimes,
通缉 悬赏7600 城市警卫队
文书也可以是警察工作 police work can be paperwork.
该说出真相了 It's time for the truth.
那天晚上 卡瑟悬挂在楼顶边缘时 That night, when I had Carcer hanging off the edge of that roof,
我内心一部分想把他推下去 part of me wanted to push him over.
但另一部分... But another part, that part...
想把他拉上来 wanted to pull him back.
所以最终 So, in the end,
我什么也没做 I did nothing.
我只是 I just...
看着他 watched.
我不知道我所做的 And I don't know if what I did
是出于勇气 was out of courage
还是太懦弱 or cowardice.
但我知道一件事 But I do know one thing.
我受够旁观了 I'm done watching.
还有 Also...
有时候努力不做错事很难 Sometimes it's hard trying not to do the wrong thing.
而有时候更难的是... And sometimes it's even harder...
那更加难 Well, it's even harder.
更难 因为正如常言道 Harder, because as the saying goes,
"你可以引鱼入水..." "You can lead a fish to water..."
"不能以貌取人" "You can't judge an apple by its cover."
"但你不能逼他喝" "...but you cannot make him drink it."
有时候更难的是... And sometimes it's even harder...
苹果 Apples...
他们得花几个世纪才能把 They're gonna be cleaning goblin guts out of
那些书吃进去的地精内脏清理干净 those books for centuries.
我不想知道 I don't want to know.
不必太担心 I wouldn't worry about it.
反正它们也感受不到疼痛 It's not like that they can actually feel pain.
话说你是怎么找到我的 How'd you find me anyway?
-那些残肢难道是... -我觉得是猫 - Are those parts of... - I think it's a cat.
我循着鼻子和爪子找到了你 Tracked a whole trail of noses and paws.
我猜你不喜欢吃那些部位 I guess you don't like those bits.
我怎么才能保住这份工作 绮莉 How can I stay in this job, Cheery?
这个嘛 Well...
它能观测到最细微的天气变化 Picks up the slightest change in the weather.
今晚多云 Cloudy tonight.
对怕龙的人来说是坏消息 Bad news for people afraid of dragons.
对狼人来说是好消息 Good news for werewolves.
你为什么那么害怕黑暗 Why are you so afraid of the dark?
不是害怕黑暗 It's not the dark.
是害怕黑暗里的东西 It's what's in it.
说到底 要想做派必须... And at the end of the day, you can't make a pie...
我说完了 So, I'm done.
真是...精彩极了 That was... wonderful.
-我们继续说正事吧 -好 - Shall we get back to business? - Yeah.
你多年前看到的闪电 The lightning you saw, all those years ago,
可能是幽冥大学试验的另一个副作用 could be another side effect of an Unseen University experiment.
等你查清这件事 When you find out what it was,
我就能搞明白卡瑟是怎么了 I'll be able to figure out what happened to Carcer.
以及这是什么 And what that is.
我溜进了校友档案馆 I snuck into the Alumni Archives.
找到了一个巫师的资料 Found some papers of a sorcerer
他穷尽一生试图证明他能 who had wasted his entire life trying to prove it was possible
召唤桀龙 to summon a noble dragon.
卡瑟肯定用了那个巫师写的魔法书 Carcer must have been using the Grimoire the sorcerer made.
对 而且那个巫师临终前 Yes. Also, on the sorcerer's deathbed,
把一件魔法物品留给了一位朋友 he bequeathed a magical artefact
让其帮忙保管 to a friend for safekeeping.
-是什么 -是他的遗物 - What is it? - This was his legacy.
"我把盖文的力量托付给你 "I entrust Gawain's power to you.
将他交给瓦崔克 一切都将安好" "Place him in Veltrick's hand and all will be well."
-盖文 -盖文可能是钥匙 - Gawain? - Gawain could be the key.
瓦崔克 Veltrick.
我在哪听过这名字 Why do I know that name?
瓦崔克是个国王 Veltrick was a king.
他在几个世纪前就被刺客公会刺杀了 He was inhumed by the Assassin's Guild many centuries ago,
远早于他们合法化前 long before they were legalised.
他们为自己的成就感到极为自豪 They were so proud of their accomplishment,
做了一尊他的雕像 放在展览馆里 they made a statue of him in their gallery.
有什么好笑的 And what's so funny?
这个嘛 Oh, well,
我们真是很擅长查案子 对吧 we're actually quite good at this, aren't we?
等一下 Wait one minute.
我死了也不会戴这破东西 威姆斯 I wouldn't be seen dead wearing that, Vimes.
如果你想帮我们 就必须戴警徽 Well, you have to wear the badge if you want to help us.
我考虑一下 I will consider your offer.
我做错事了吗 Did I just do something wrong?
当我看到兰金女士和那条龙时 When I saw Lady Ramkin with that dragon,
我就想着查查她的记录 I thought I'd check her records.
小打小闹通常掩盖了更大的罪行 Smaller offences often mask bigger ones...
我觉得你该看看这个 I think you should read this.
很久以前她遭遇过事 Something happened to her years ago.
别走 Don't leave.
帮我在威姆斯之前找到钥匙 Help me to find the key before Vimes.
我要拿上我的药片 离开这里 I am taking my Slab and I am getting out of here.
你不会找到你想要的东西的 You're not gonna find what you're looking for.
这个世界的故事早已书写 The story of this world's already been written.
容不下你和我了 There is no place in it for you or me.
不 我不相信 No. I don't believe that.
我确定 I know it.
我看见了 I've seen it.
你这些年都去哪了 Where have you been all these years?
找了个新帮派 Found a new gang...
比任何公会都强大 Bigger and better than any guild.
也比警卫队强 他们看透了整个迷宫 And the Watch, they see through the whole maze.
每个弯 每条路 Every turn, every route...
所有道路都被操纵了 All the ways it's rigged.
-他们是谁 -匿名合伙人 - Who are they? - Silent partners.
他们能给予我们自己书写故事的权力 They can give us the power to write our own story.
只要求我们焚毁这个世界 They just ask that we burn this one down.
所有一切 All of it.